一年一度的传统节日又到了。。。（作者省略数千字感慨）

事实证明，搞Linux的geek注定是单身杯具。证据如下：

% whatis girl
girl: nothing appropriate.

% which girl
girl not found

% give me a girl
zsh: command not found: give

% find girls
find: `girls’: No such file or directory

% killall boring
boring: no process found